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DO A THING. BUY A SHIRT

This is a social experiment of sorts, where a transaction is made without either the purchaser or the seller knowing the end result--you are purchasing a t-shirt in an undetermined quantum state.

Simply put, you are purchasing a grey Hanes t-shirt from me. Upon receipt of your purchase, I will take a magic marker, write a phrase or draw a picture on the shirt, then mail it to you. $8/shirt, $4 S&H. So basically you are paying $12 for what is at worst a conversation starter.

I am not in this to get rich, and consequently I am not charging a large amount for my shirts--basically enough to cover the costs of the shirts, the shipping, and the gasoline/burritos (fuel for car/bicycle, respectively) to pick up the shirts from my supplier and transmit the product to the post office. I take this very seriously, and will endeavor to place on your shirt a phrase that you can take to your grave. SOLID

Shirts will generally ship 1-3 days after I receive payment, if I have your size in stock. If not, it could be 7-14 days, depending.